"Holy crap," Andrew whispered. Then he jumped when the doorbell rang. "It's them!" he shouted. "Run, Uncle Rodney! Hide!" So cute!
And then you hit me with this:
"Well, that's what it is, you see. An exploding tumour." Rodney beckoned Chris closer, lowering his voice. "That's why I've been spending so much time in the basement. We're hoping it will minimize the damage in case I go off prematurely." OMG! ROTFLMAO! I'm gonna bust my gut laughing here!

And the father.......

Excellent chapter. MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE! Please. Pretty please.

Nice icon, btw. ;)