I'd Like to Announce My Possible Impending Engagement to...

Mint Buds. If it accepts my proposal, it will be a simple ceremony. Maybe some music and flowers -- a quiet affair. If it rejects me then I hope to talk M&Ms into eloping. I'm also contemplating having an affair with the big hunky bottle of beer in my fridge. I think that might make me a slut, but I'm okay with that.