You do bring up a valid point. I really don't know whether the space-time continuum has been altered due to this post. You would think that Live Journal would warn people about the possible repercussions of speculating about such things as possible alternate timelines in an LJ entry. Who knows what kind of damage I may have caused? On the other hand, why should my now-erased-from-the-timeline toasty-warm Australian alter ego get to be all toasty-warm and...Australian? I mean, I'm the one freezing my butt off in Markham! Why hasn't she come to save me instead of selfishly focusing on some grand scheme to rid the world of rejects from the Hilarious House of Frightenstein. Personally, I think we could do with more Grammar Police and I'd be thrilled if there was a way to bring Vincent Price back to life.

Hmmm...I think I'll follow your second suggestion and blame all the crappiness in my life on alterations in the space-time continuum. If I had the money, I'd happily move to a warmer climate.