Title: Never Cry Werewolf
Author: Rusty Armour
Summary: As is so often the case in September, a mysterious threat is, uh, threatening to threaten the harmonious balance the peace and tranquility of rusty_armour ’s apartment. Again. Uh, apparently I’m incapable of generating new plots, but recycling is good – for the environment, anyway. *g*
Category: Gen with just the lightest touch of slash. And Action Figure fic, of course. Crossover of Teen Wolf, Enterprise, Stargate Atlantis, Doctor Who (sort of), Primeval (sort of) and Sherlock Holmes.
Rating: Pretty much gen.
Spoilers: Possibly some very minor ones in terms of Sherlock Holmes and Star Trek canon. Oh, and The Forsyte Saga.
Disclaimer: With a few exceptions, these characters aren’t mine. They’re owned by smarter, richer people. It’s totally not worth it to sue me. I’m just an editor.
Notes: Here’s my annual offering for jackycomelately’s birthday. I’m posting it more than a week early because I’ll be away on jackycomelately’s special day. I’m not sure if this is up to my usual standard of lunacy, but I hope the birthday girl will still manage to get something out of it.

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( Happy EARLY Birthday, jackycomelately! )

( And many happy returns! )

I received some alarming news from my brother this afternoon. ( Yeah, alarming news if you're a massive geek. )

( Yes, I am *that* cruel. )

( Happy EARLY Birthday, jackycomelately! )

I just finished re-watching "Utopia," "The Sound of Drums," and "The Last of the Time Lords" because SPACE is showing both parts of "The End of Time" tonight! Yes, I realize that a large portion of my flist has watched "The End of Time" already, but I've somehow managed to be patient enough to wait for the Canadian broadcast. I've even managed to avoid spoilers...with the exception of a couple of little things I might have accidentally picked up from a John Simm interview. Anywaaaay, as my favourite character from New Who is returning, I thought I'd post this vid to celebrate:

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Haahaahaaahaaaahaaaahaaaahaaaaah! *Cough, cough*

[Insert maniacal John Simm laughter]

Title: The Time the Winchester Boys Met God or the Terrible Truth About Demon Tofu (1/2)
Author: Rusty Armour
Summary: While Dean and Sam try to work out how and why Dean was sprung out of hell, they have an unexpected encounter with…God. Category: Crossover
Word Count: 1,547
Rating: PG-13
Warning: This story contains not only tofu, and references to the origins of demon tofu, but Doctor Who content as well!
Spoilers: No Rest for the Wicked (3.16), Lazarus Rising (4.1), Utopia (Doctor Who, 3.11), The Sound of Drums (Doctor Who, 3.12), Last of the Time Lords (Doctor Who, 3.13)
Disclaimer: I don't own the Winchesters and I don't want to own them. Those boys are all dark, twisted and tormented inside, so I'm only willing to make very brief visits to their universe in the interest of birthday fic.
Author's Note: This was written in 2008 for jackycomelately's birthday and is a sequel to The Return of the Demon Tofu: A Supernatural Adventure. I want to thank jackycomelately for putting up with all the Doctor Who content that mysteriously worked its way into this story.

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( Yes, last year I sank to even deeper levels of depravity. )

Woo hoo! pyrateanny was finally able to create her Master/Doctor vid and it's AWESOME!

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So obviously I've got a problem. It's been over a week now since I finally watched "The Sound of Drums" and "Last of the Time Lords" on DVD (Yes, I'm that far behind) and I'm still obsessing about Simm!Master. I tried to fight it, but I've been searching for Simm!Master fic, watching Simm!Master vids on YouTube, and even downloading Rogue Traders' "Voodoo Child" and Scissor Sisters' "I Can't Decide". Oh, and let's not talk about the computer wallpaper or the EVIL plot bunnies that have been constantly drumming up fic ideas in my head! Fortunately, I usually let ideas incubate in my brain for ages before I start a story, so I should be able to fight off the Simm!Master fic urge for a bit longer -- assuming I don't recover from this fixation before then. By some miracle, I was able to finish the rough draft of the eighth installment of In the Family Way despite John Simm. Now I just have to finish typing out the last three scenes and do some serious revision without succumbing to the need to hunt for more Simm!Master fic. With any luck, the current collection of stories on my hard drive will suffice. I figure that I'll run out of decent (or even half decent) Simm!Master fic pretty soon. Of course, this will probably just mean that I'll start reading Life on Mars stories to get my Simm fix -- even though I've never seen the series.

Title: To Boldly Go Where No Action Figure Has Quite Gone Before (2/3)
Author: Rusty Armour
Pairing: McShep, Sheppard/Spike, Archer/Reed
Summary: Stepping through the Stargate can sometimes lead to some pretty unexpected places!
Category: Slash, Crossover, Action Figures
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Sanctuary, Epiphany, The Tower, Michael, Miller's Crossing, The Kindred (for SGA) and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (for Harry Potter)
Disclaimer: Thou Shalt Not Steal. Even in the interest of fic. Most of these characters aren't mine. I, uh, borrowed them. Yeah.
Author's Notes: I originally meant to post some pictures of my action figures for fun, but then it kind of blossomed into this very surreal fic. While this obviously doesn't measure up to pollitt's and maverick4oz's Action Figure Theatre, I hope it will still give people a laugh.

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Last time on To Boldly Go Where No Action Figure Has Quite Gone Before, Sheppard found himself in a rather sticky situation. No, not that kind of sticky situation. A sticky situation involving a Dalek. ( Are you sure you want to click on this link? )